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Wait Deh..
Mek I tek de BELT to yuh RASS now!

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Bit*H, I want my Mutha FKN Change…

What If….
By some cruel twist of fate… these two got together in the future..?

How are we going to describe N*WORDS like this…?

Brooklyn, NY…
Security cameras show an N*WORD robbing an 85 year old woman. The assault took place in the elevator. As she was exiting the elevator, he grabbed her from behind, and choked her unconscious. The N*WORD made off with $900 cash, and the old lady’s cane… 

This could be YOUR Grand Mama.
If it was mine (who lived in BK) I wouldn’t worry, because she was always STRAPPED… but that’s another story.

According to police, This N*WORD is being blamed for a rash of robberies in the Brooklyn area.
At least 12 since June…

So let’s do the math.
One N*WORD… Two Months… 12 Robberies…. ??

N*WORD, PLEASE….
How could you even HAVE that much hustle, if robbing old ladies is what you do??

NO.. Either this is a TREND, or some N*WORD is MAKING IT RAIN… social security style… at the weed spot.. off in the strip club, with church lady money

‘Lone Gunman’ Theory:
I guess police are looking to bag some ‘suspect’ and pin ALL this sh** on him.

… because in their mind… We’re ALL N*WORDS.

The only possible bright side is that they will then make an EXAMPLE, out of their suspect, in order to deter all the others. But what if their ‘suspect’ is some innocent college student?

In short, slim chance they will help.
Hell, I could be wrong…  BUT let me break out my trusty ‘Rick Ross’ Detective Kit… (ahem) and let the STREETS have the info:

FROM The TWO PIX…
*  You can tell by the way this individual is dressed, that this was NOT a premeditated act.
*  Strolling up to the elevator in such a casual manner, he was not looking around for witnesses.
*  The victim is not in the first frame, therefore she did not get on the elevator at the same time he did.
*  If he rode up and down several times LOOKING for someone, he would be in more frames.
 
In short, the ‘perp’ seized an opportunity. So there may be someone he knows living in the building. Widen your search because this is probably NOT a ‘serial’ mugger.. There are a lot of people taking part in this fuckery.

Here’s another one who they supposedly caught…
That alone makes me wonder… Is this the new N*WORD hustle?

In case you were wondering.. NO I WILL NOT… give up using the N*WORD

I keep N*WORD in the chamber, with a spare in my back pocket… next to the bubblegum… ’cause you never know.

I’m working on a long range N*WORD MISSLE, equipped with N*WORD smart bombs…

SEEK you N*WORDS out..  doing all kinds of shit like this, and still walking the street… WAKE THE FK UP.

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Kingston Police are saying that on the morning of August 24th they stopped two individuals on bicycles. The youths reportedly complied with the officers for a time….. and what happens after that is up for debate.

What is certain is that 17 year old Carlton Grant Junior, son of Jamaican Reggae star Spragga Benz, was shot dead by the police.

Police, of course, are reporting that the two individuals opened fire on them, and they were simply returning fire.

Residents of the area however, are telling a different story.
Eyewitness accounts are saying that the young man was shot while his hands were in the air, and that the police stood over him and shot again.

Carlton was most famous for his on screen performance as a young Spragga Benz in the movie ‘Shottas’. Spragga himself was on tour, reportedly in New York, when the shooting took place.

Given the numerous instances of police impropriety, Sean Bell being the most recent of the HIGH PROFILE cases.. it seems like more investigation into this is definitely warranted.

There is currently a moratorium on the Island, against the freestyle, outdoor parties for which Jamaica is most famous. Supposedly this was done in an attempt to curb violence.

One can imagine the resulting ‘curfews’ or police stop / search procedures however, contributing to the problem… Children are now being shot, likely for nothing more than smarting off… and taking cues from their counterparts the world over, the police are offering the hardly plausible “they shot first” excuse.

People are definitely not going to continue to take these situations lightly; and it will result in more unnecessary killings on both sides of the law.

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Don’t be dissing Bollywood.

‘Hari Putar’ gets left ‘Home Alone’…. “Come on, boys, let’s ROCK”

Superman gets an upgrade, Bollywood style…

Thriller was cool and everything… But Step Aside… We GOT THIS

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Jo Jo passes out onstage… during the show…

OK we’ll give the publicity people THREE to choose from…

1) It was part of the show
2) Exhaustion (they always say that)
3) That’s that NEW dance step you kids ain’t up on

I thought it was a Frankie Lymon tribute… but what the hell do I know?

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Just in case you were wondering…

Another person on YouTube, supposedly listed as MC Zulu. I know some of you get confused by the name similarities, but this dude is a WAY better dancer than I am.

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April 18th Beijing Olympics
Irving Saladino wins the long jump, becoming the first ever athlete to win a gold medal for Panama! What’s more he snapped a 60 year DROUGHT for Panamanian Olympic medals.

We have not won anything since 1948 Olympics in London.
(2 Bronze) Damn… Aren’t the NEXT Olympics in London?

Panama’s President Manuel Torrios announced that a new Olympic facility will be built bearing Irving’s name..! ….. BIG UUUUUUP….

If only there were an Olympic category for talking shit, or making fun of people….

I too… would be proudly representing my country.

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2008 Olympic Games, Beijing, China:

In the 100M Usain Bolt kicked EVERYONE’S ass, and went on to set a world record.. while capturing Jamaica the first gold medal of the Beijing Olympics.

He is also singlehandedly eclipsing every two-bit smear campaign being run against people from the Caribbean.

….. bigup

It seems to me like he left everyone so far behind, he was looking around to see where they were.lol

With that in mind he will likely break this record soon.

This is seriously the only actual footage I could find of the race…
Every thing else is……. Rick Astley(??) Sorry. I don’t get it.

Here he goes on to smash the 200M record, winning another GOLD

White people, before you even ask…
I think he’s too tall for a bobsled

Question: Will the Chinese Government be recutting all this footage after people leave, to make it look like THEY won everything?

I mean with Citizens’ Propaganda, Controlled Media Policies and all… HEY, just a question.

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My Momma from Texas…

I feel I should disclose that before anything else is said.
So at one point I was attending school down there… (parents stationed in Panama, stayed with my auntie) and I remember getting ASS WHOOOPPPINGZSZ… from one big fat Church Lady named Mrs Jackson.

Mrs Jackson would FK you up…
She was my 1st grade teacher, and right hand to GOD, she would whoop the WHOLE CLASS for something only one kid did. I cursed her NAME until I moved back to Panama.

In the wake of recent violence, school shootings and the like… it has been announced that some Texas teachers will be allowed to carry guns.

 http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/5945430.html

I guess Mrs. Jackson gets an upgrade.

Now, what kind of gun are we talking?
Just a Saturday Night Special… or a Desert Eagle?
I want to know, I just might go get my teaching license after all.

In case I do…. I have a list….. 5 reasons I just might shoot……     that    li’l mfkka

1) Gum Under The Desk..
When you want to get rid of gum, is it too much to ask that you flush the sh**? Maybe keep it in your stank ass mouth a few seconds longer.. or SWALLOW IT! Everywhere you CAN put your hands, somebody beat you to the punch with their stale ass, fossilized ass gum. DNA Test that shit and blow that li’l bastard away.

2) Pants Too Low..
This really doesn’t make me a damn bit of difference, but you kids should know.. that’s CODE… In jail that means ‘come ‘n get it’. I’ll shoot you cause I love you. I’ll be saving you from a much worse fate.

3) Running In The Hallway..
Little inconsiderate bastard, knocking down peoples’ books, pulling the fire alarm, probably stole someones sh**.. It’s always the same damn kid too.

I will now demonstrate how to LEAD a target.. ………………..>……………….>………*POP!* got your monkey ass.

4) Bring A Gun To School…
Sheeeeit.. Don’t even NEED to be a gun! Let that metal detector go off…  

5) Soulja Boy Dance…
I am not one of those people who dislike Soulja Boy, so don’t start. (me have me gun ‘pon me, you know) It is hella entertaining tho, to bust shots at their feet, when they do that damn dance…. all that hopping around and such ”why you stopping?… DANCE!”
(My momma from Texas)…

I am not for that generation gap BS anyway. That’s “The Man” misleading you. ‘This Y’all Sh**….. That’s OUR SH**’.. better get your ass in that damn class room!

**Teacher’s Note**
It’s not on the list, but I WILL pistol whip your ass if that homework is not done.

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Texas towns, who have some history of corporal punishment in schools, may be in a unique position to implement such a policy. It’s TEXAS; frankly I assumed the teachers were already carrying guns.

HOWEVER

The rest of the world is definitely not ready.
I may have said it before… but so what. 

PARENTS cannot WHIP their kids when they are in pre-school…?!
But TEACHERS can bust a cap in their ass when they get to high school…?!?!

I’m all for being proactive, but can we even get these teachers to stop HAVING SEX with the kids before we give them guns?!

This is a policy with a bit of a disconnect.

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Cedric The Entertainer crazy as hell…lol remarking on Bernie Mac’s proper sendoff.

Over 6,000 people showed up for a memorial service for Mac in Chicago on Saturday. This is to include his real and TV family, The Kings Of Comedy and a number of other celebrities.

I don’t mind letting people know this is still kinda messing with me.  I have a theory that only comedians and musicians can really bring about change,,, but more on that later.

One thing I have to thank GOD ALMIGHTY about is that people are realizing that he was lost too soon. 50 is not old, you little bastards… Bernie was still planning to add to his long list of accomplishments.

Seems like he was just getting started. 4 movies still to come, one with the late Isaac Hayes (the one and only) and other sh** I haven’t heard about yet.

Here is a link for Allhiphop.com’s ‘Illseed’ blog.  They posted a 5 part Bernie Mac tribute that was put together by Larry King. I could grab them all and post here, but you know…. blog netiquette and all that…. plus being like a crazy MFK, I tend to obsess… not about to do that. so, go deh.

http://illseed.wordpress.com/2008/08/14/larry-kings-bernie-mac-dedication/ 

Props for finding it.damn I just realized…
Bernie Mac, Friends, Frasier, Seinfeld, Fresh Prince
I have NEVER watched any of ‘my’ shows until they hit syndication…