There IS NO SUCH THING… As Global Warming
Monday, September 8th, 2008Folks, if I could have your attention right here please….
Regarding the appearance of green bears at the Japanese zoo:
A little known fact among historians is that St. Patrick was actually Japanese. Ancient customs once dictated that Samurai would parade through the cities on the backs of green polar bears.
What we have here is a return to old-world CONSERVATIVE beliefs and values… The way things SHOULD be; and frankly it does my heart proud.
WAIT, there’s a few more… zap ‘em and tell them it’s a polar bear spa treatment.
I’m John McCain, and I approved this mesage…
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