Stop The Press.. Google Has A PHONE Now??
Wednesday, September 24th, 2008-
O.K., first Clay Aiken comes out, and now THIS…!
How many unexpected twists and turns can life throw at you in one day?
OK…. I kiiiiid.
Given what seems to be Google’s Ultimate Global Domination Initiative, the G1 phone should come
as no shock to anyone.
It has set the tech world on fire, sending it’s stock shares up almost $10 today. ($438.98 as I write this)
Of course I am going to get this phone.
OF COURSE I will use the new Chrome browser which Google has released.
OF COURSE I’ll willingly receive the download of my daily directives… and wear the Google bar code on the back of my neck.
Coming soon..?.. CHURCH.. Of Goog…..nah, no way!,,,
……….right?
I’m just saying.there’s already a Church Of Elvis.
“What are we going to do tonight Sergei?”
“Same thing we do EVERY night, Larry…
Try to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!”
damn.OK, I’m sorry, y’all.
Thou shall not take the name of thy Google in vain.
