Ideally every friendship you make should be lifelong and fulfilling. In a perfect world you will meet people who help you get through life. You will accomplish great things together and your story will be told throughout history.

‘That ain’t always how that shit goes though, is it?’
I have identified the 3 main people who will FK up your LIFE from the word HELLO.., and I kept it REALLY. SIMPLE.

1) THE SUPER GIVER
This person wants to do EVERYTHING for you. No matter what you need, they can do it.. no they MUST do it, and they won’t take no for an answer. This asshole will actually get OFFENDED if you talk about hiring a professional. “Aw man, you don’t need THEM! I’ll learn how to replace your car brakes on YouTube”!

It’s a setup. They want SOMETHING from you. They haven’t made it clear yet, but your ego is so busy getting stroked that you never recognize the trap. When the shit hits the fan they will come with this litany of all the things they’ve done for you, and the ONE THING……. you…… couldnt….. even…. do… for.. them. #GetTheFKOuttaMyFace

A GOOD friend will give you what you NEED and on rare occasions what you really want, if you’ve earned it.

2) THE SUPER TAKER
This degenerate will sit there and LET you do EVERYTHING for them, or constantly bail them out. Oh it didn’t start OUT that way. The relationship has just DE-volved into some ungodly version of what it once was. For the sake of nostalgia, or in memory of the ONE decent thing the asshole ever did, (Of course you assign way too much importance to it) you keep HOLDING on.

Don’t take my word for it. Just remember this note when you’re going in to co-sign for the sorry Mfkka’s car / apartment / telephone.

3) THE WILD CARD FANATIC
The other two scenarios can be balanced out with absence, counseling or maybe a fist fight, because they are symbiotic relationships. You both have grown to NEED each other in some sick way.

What about the person you JUST CANNOT REACH? They are emotionally closed off. Or they have dedicated their lives to some “higher ideal”.. (religion/political/whatever) You might welcome a challenge, but the fact is they will always place their ideals above you. Everything for “The Cause”! An asshole like this never sees the light until they’ve lost everything.

Avoid this Mfkka like the PLAGUE. This is the one most likely to get you killed. The others can as well (make no mistake) but THIS one won’t care. They’ll chalk it up to “The Cause”, which increases the likelihood of it happening.

OK Whatever…

All of this can be related just as easily to your love life. Early identification of FK’ed Up personality types can save you a world of heart ache in the future.

Equally important: While evaluating, remember to look.. in the damned.. mirror… I tell you ’cause I love you. Do not doubt the wisdom of MC ZULU, Heathens.

I find it aggravating to be around musicians and artists who have totally become sales people. They don’t seem to be able to STOP themselves! It also changes their art from what they would normally do. If someone is completely obsessed with “what sells”, they really are not creating from the heart..

Regarding creating from the heart: Sometimes even that can backfire. In your zeal to “create” it gets easier to tune out the desires of outside world.

Still you have to make money. So how does one strike the balance?

1) Create from the heart… Then Sell THAT
How many questionable examples of “art” go on to become iconic? It is a totally subjective experience. People will find meaning in anything. The key to getting customers is ATTRACTING them. Not forcing or begging. Be willing to tell a potential customer/fan/buyer etc. to KISS.YOUR.ASS (Kick Rocks) the moment they get sadistic about your desire to “make it”. Be sure to smile when you do that, like I often do ) It’s liberating.

2) Create certain things for certain people
This is more like providing a service, than being an artist. You might be able to sing like an ANGEL, but you can make millions as a Gangsta Rapper… what would YOU do? I’d rap like there was no tomorrow! But you better believe I would find a way to reconcile it with my true interests.

3) Your family and friends are NOT your fans!!!
They might be, but that’s because they are supposed to be. If you have a fan base full of people who just LIKE you… personally… Do what you can to get RID of them! Replace well-wishers with people who really get something out of what you do. You will find these people by accident, and unfortunately it takes time. At least you have made a genuine connection; far better than having your mom click your MySpace.

4) Why try to be “The Greatest”…? That’s just HYPE.
Being “The Favorite” is where you will find your “Greatest” reward. Someone’s favorite is not always the “best in the business”. Humphrey Bogart never won an Oscar, still he is THE symbol of Hollywood. He is a fan favorite, and it benefits his legacy. Think of your own example. Choosing what you really like puts you in touch with your true self. I encourage that with my fans. I certainly don’t expect you heathens to like every one of my songs!..lol….. Top 40 radio employs enough “mind control” hype techniques on you already.

Living up to accolades is an exercise in humility.
Living up to hype is an exercise in stupidity.

APOLOGIES Madison Wisconsin:
Due to severe winter storm advisory, I will have to join you all next week instead of tonight. The forecast is calling for up to 12 inches of snow in between Chicago and Madison.

I have already contacted the promoter Emily and I feel horrible for not making it (especially since it is her birthday). When we first made the booking though, we discussed the possibility of inclement weather being an issue; so this is not too much of a shock to either one of us.

It is however a major disappointment. So I am offering Free Downloads of my latest album to everyone who was planning on going.

Mind you, if it ends up NOT snowing I am going to feel (and look) like a straight up (_______) ..LOL!! Still this forecast is not to be fk’ed with. I would even chill in Madison, but I have to be back in Chicagoland by 7AM for early morning parental responsibilities   :o/   Hey, it ain’t easy being  Greazy…

I think it’s interesting how MTV (Music Television) pioneered “Reality TV”. They did so well with it that they no longer even play music videos. That also made me think about the History Channel’s Pawn series; and the fact that you can become more politically astute watching Comedy Central than most other places.

When mixed presentations like this succeed, it makes me wonder “how can the average citizen apply this method?” What can I add to my music / film / book / speeches / etc. to increase its value? I have 3 good ideas, but I welcome any feedback.

1) Consider mixing opposites:
Opposites attract. How many chocolate manufacturers were kicking themselves wondering “why didn’t I think of that?” when the chocolate / peanut butter formula came to light?

2) Look to the past:
What worked exactly 20 years ago will work today. The biggest boom in 60′s culture occurred during the 80′s. Feelings of nostalgia mix with familiarity. People forget how turbulent things actually were. We all do this as a way to feel younger.

3) Consider Others:
Sometimes success does not come as a result of chasing what you want. It can also be a result of providing what others want. No matter how impractical… find out what it is, and place them just ONE step closer. Beauty cream does not always give beauty (maybe only microscopic changes are made), but it’s still a billion dollar industry.

Thinking on the fringes is a way that I have been able to apply these ideas.  I never go for the obvious thing. Every time I tried that I lost big. For every business idea you have, there is a major corporation who is competing for market share and probably lobbying the government to ensure that they keep it. It is much easier to profit from things that they overlook.

Think not only outside the box, but even further. Think outside the room the box is in.

Just random pix taken around Maui.. in between heavy rain showers, and yes… I STILL take nerdy azz MySpace photos. What else you gonna do when you roll out solo?

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http://mczulu.bandcamp.com/album/love-machine-the-single

Controversial Reggae vocalist MC ZULU made his mark combining futuristic dance music with social commentary, often displaying a biting wit. His latest single “Love Machine” is a mischievous glimpse into the suggestive nature of Electro Reggae, a sound he has championed throughout the world.

Although his voice has been celebrated globally, MC Zulu’s greatest gift is his ability with words. He effortlessly conveys a seductive message without crossing the threshold into the obscene. The conversational tone of “Love Machine” playfully details the misadventures related to virtual romance.

Love Machine was produced by one of Tel Aviv’s most recognized DJ luminaries SaBBo Ronen, from the Israeli Hip-Hop collective “Soulico”. SaBBo has also worked with Stephen Marley, Damian Marley, Turbulence, Rye Rye, Ghostface Killah and others. He is also a frequent contributor to the Mad Decent and Generation Bass blogs.

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How many times are celebrities lost, and circumstances surrounding their deaths obscured? The morbid curiosity that comes with wanting to know is really a defense mechanism. Real information can empower us to make better choices. Unfortunately, interrupting the media circus is also bad for business.

This past weekend the entertainment world lost another legend. Whitney Houston died at the age of 48, and authorities are still trying to determine the exact cause of death. Despite all of Whitney’s obvious gifts, there will always be those who will point to her obvious demons. This is not a blog entry that chooses sides. In fact, this blog could be about Heath Ledger, Amy Winehouse, or anyone with a self-destructive spirit that left us too soon.

The problem when we lose a celebrity, is that those in charge of the estate immediately go into the business of “cleaning up” their legacy. The public does not get the straight story. Reasonable doubt is floated into the newswires and a great disservice is done. The potential is there for anyone susceptible to that artist’s influence to develop a similar lifestyle.

I have heard it said “Anyway drugs didn’t kill _______. It was a heart attack”.  This misinformation is usually from the entertainment industry. The families are for the most part just trying to cope, and can also be placed under significant pressure.

Amy Winehouse’s Dad Gives Details About Trying to Get His Daughter Off Drugs. (Soon before she passed)

The question is whether these issues will ever be addressed in the media, or will they continue to be swept under the rug? Will more mis-information continue to be floated into the newswires? This is counter-intelligence at its finest; a practice far too common with celebrities unfortunately.

I believe the reasonable doubt produced is harmful enough for anyone looking to justify their addictions. They can easily dismiss the more obvious problems at hand. That moment of clarity (which comes from losing an icon) is robbed from them. Meanwhile when the media is ready to tell the truth (in a most sensationalized fashion) they can benefit from the tell-all books, music sales, product placement, etc.

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/celine-dion-drugs-and-show-business-killed-whitney-houston-2012132
Celine Dion Says “Drugs Took Over Whitney Houston’s Life”.. Gotta LOVE those damned Canadians..lol They tell it like it is. You can see the annoyance with Dion’s brutally honest opinions everywhere you look, although the media REGULARLY chronicled Whitney’s downfall (and everyone else’s).

For quite some time to come, I am going to feel badly about the downward spiral of one of the brightest stars ever to shine. Whitney Houston is permanently imprinted upon the soundtrack of my childhood. For the most part I will always extol her artistic virtues. She gave SO MUCH to the world; but when I deem it necessary I will highlight her struggles. I don’t care for the sadistic (or tabloid) way some choose to do it, but an academic discussion of real issues just might save the NEXT Whitney Houston.

UPDATE: 2/29/2011
Whitney Houston’s Death To Be Ruled An Accident
http://music.yahoo.com/news/whitney-houston-death-likely-ruled-accidental-174005401.html
http://xfinity.comcast.net/articles/entertainment-eonline/20120228/b297473/
http://freddyo.com/whitney-houstons-death-to-be-ruled-an-accident/news/?fbc_channel=1&type=resize&height=250&ackData[id]=1

Track 14 On the “Electro Track Therapy” album… It’s really weird, but it makes crowds go BANANAS. There really is no genre that it can be classified within, especially related to Reggae; and that’s JUST the aesthetic I am always going for.

This song was remixed by Top Billin records with tracks from Australia’s Mat Cant, Chrissy Murderbot, and Sir Nenis from Top Billin. The remixes have been released as a collective E.P.

Check The Frequency…

http://topbillinmusic.com/2012/04/06/out-now-top-billin-feat-mc-zulu-check-the-frequency/

Time again for some bashment vibes, you know how we do! This newest offering from the Top Billin camp comes produced Top Billin studio masters Sir Nenis and JM with vocals by the rudeboy himself, MC Zulu.
With banging drums and deep basses and Zulu’s aggressive and always catchy vocals makes this a must have if you play that dancehall/bashment vibe.

While many of his Dancehall contemporaries, finding themselves in unfamiliar musical territory, adhere to a more classic Reggae songwriting style, Zulu enthusiastically breaks rules. He routinely channels a variety of artists which have nothing to do with Dancehall to create his intriguing sound. Remixes come from Scattemusic Australia front man Mat Cant and the ghetto track master Chrissy Murderbot (name says it all).

Time to check that frequency! Pack also includes instrumental versions.

This poor guy above just tires himself out with all that RAMBLING.. He needs a nap..lol
I think I can take it from here:

Talk about a VAST conspiracy! It seems these days EVERYBODY is Illuminati; You never can tell. Even your mother may be an agent. I mean YOU have no idea what she was doing all that time when you were in school! So I put together this quick survival guide to help you better identify the members of this nefarious organization.

1) Triangles:
Everybody knows when the Devil was kicked out of Heaven, he splashed down in the “DEVIL’S Triangle”. Right?! Why else would they call it that? I have therefore reached the natural conclusion that ALL triangles are from The Devil… Even something as seemingly innocent as triangular earrings! Devil worship! Remember…, GOD Loves Straight Lines! You can’t make a cross with a Triangle.

2) ELMO:
Look deep into Elmo’s eyes and tell me you don’t feel the urge to worship The Devil.. That little bastard is indoctrinating our children with his RED fur and hugs. Those are Red DEVIL Hugs! Only Devil hugging, Triangle T-shirt wearing fanatics would have ELMO in their home. If you did, at least ONE of your parents was Illuminati.

3) The MAIN Indicator: SUCCESS!!!
This is a Sure-Fire Sign Of Illuminati-ism. Anyone doing well, SUSPECT THEM!
Had you joined the secret society, your marijuana dispensary license would have been approved a LONG time ago. You would have WON the lotto if only you knew the secret handshake when buying your ticket.

In fact, If you’ve ever failed at ANYTHING you can now rest easy. It wasn’t YOUR fault! You are simply not part of the elite.. The Illuminati!

Those of us who live in a righteous manner may be surviving on a steady diet of Ramen noodles and/or moving back in with our parents, but at least our souls are saved.

Anyone ELSE out there, actually DARING to do SUCCEED in life… Well let’s just say you’ve got some explaining to do.

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NYC’s Yellowtail teams up Chicago-based ragga vocalist MC Zulu to deliver “Make It Happen”, a fierce ragga-bruk anthem designed to light the floor on fiyah. The release includes top-notch remixes by heavyweight artists like SoulParlor, Phuture Motion and Silverback, who take the original track into various directions all with their signature production footprint. Refuge rounds up the release to keep the momentum going with its deep and rugged riddimz.

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