In Australia

In Switzerland

In Belgium

My OFFICIAL 2010 Nominee for Minister Of DIS-Information:
Pat Robertson claims to know JUST WHY there was that catastrophic earthquake in Haiti…

Here we enjoy a bit of revisionist history from the 700 Club, with Robertson attributing the quake to a pact Haiti made with The Devil… “to escape the French… or whatever”.

No…
HAITI was the FIRST black independent nation in the Western Hemisphere. It was the ONLY nation that gained independence as a result of a SLAVE REBELLION, and that pissed “Massa” off more than a little bit. Massa is STILL pissed about it, refusing to allow trade or let the country thrive in any way. I REALLY could go on, but I won’t…

I would like to say however, that it’s 2010, and I have certain expectations, G*DAMMIT.
1) I am going to need my flying George Jetson car…..POST fkng HASTE. Quit bullsh**ting.
2) Natural selection should have already cleared the “playing field” by now.., RIDDING the world of this….. dinosaur fossil…. and everyone like him.

Pat Robertson’s very presence only serves the purpose of polluting the brand new decade.

This is why I don’t make them. Here I was pledging to update this blog daily.lol and here we are…on the 14th..

Anyway It’s not all my fault. I am in a New Zealand internet cafe, with full service internet… for the first time in a week. Below is what I’ve been up to:

Sydney Festival / Opening Night / January 2010

ALSO…
A Running gallery on on the Australia trip: