My OFFICIAL 2010 Nominee for Minister Of DIS-Information:
Pat Robertson claims to know JUST WHY there was that catastrophic earthquake in Haiti…

Here we enjoy a bit of revisionist history from the 700 Club, with Robertson attributing the quake to a pact Haiti made with The Devil… “to escape the French… or whatever”.

No…
HAITI was the FIRST black independent nation in the Western Hemisphere. It was the ONLY nation that gained independence as a result of a SLAVE REBELLION, and that pissed “Massa” off more than a little bit. Massa is STILL pissed about it, refusing to allow trade or let the country thrive in any way. I REALLY could go on, but I won’t…

I would like to say however, that it’s 2010, and I have certain expectations, G*DAMMIT.
1) I am going to need my flying George Jetson car…..POST fkng HASTE. Quit bullsh**ting.
2) Natural selection should have already cleared the “playing field” by now.., RIDDING the world of this….. dinosaur fossil…. and everyone like him.

Pat Robertson’s very presence only serves the purpose of polluting the brand new decade.

Tags: 700 Club, CBN, Christian Broadcasting Network, Haiti, Hate Speech, MC ZULU, Pat Robertson, Religious Fanaticism, Revisionist History

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