My OFFICIAL 2010 Nominee for Minister Of DIS-Information:
Pat Robertson claims to know JUST WHY there was that catastrophic earthquake in Haiti…

Here we enjoy a bit of revisionist history from the 700 Club, with Robertson attributing the quake to a pact Haiti made with The Devil… “to escape the French… or whatever”.

No…
HAITI was the FIRST black independent nation in the Western Hemisphere. It was the ONLY nation that gained independence as a result of a SLAVE REBELLION, and that pissed “Massa” off more than a little bit. Massa is STILL pissed about it, refusing to allow trade or let the country thrive in any way. I REALLY could go on, but I won’t…

I would like to say however, that it’s 2010, and I have certain expectations, G*DAMMIT.
1) I am going to need my flying George Jetson car…..POST fkng HASTE. Quit bullsh**ting.
2) Natural selection should have already cleared the “playing field” by now.., RIDDING the world of this….. dinosaur fossil…. and everyone like him.

Pat Robertson’s very presence only serves the purpose of polluting the brand new decade.

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… and you wonder why I am the way I am…
LOTS of fans the world over, and I love EVERYONE.

You know what?? FK a disclaimer.
6 or 7 greedy, old, White guys crash the ENTIRE global economy, allowing their cronies to RAPE the system. 

As A Result:

• People are being turned out of their homes in unimaginable numbers. 
• People are killing their whole families and then committing suicide.
• People are trying to sell their virginity (gay and otherwise) on E-Bay… 

…. and WHAT do they refer to this event as?

BLACK Friday….??    
Give me ONE THING even vaguely BLACK about this…
…. more BLACK people being foreclosed on?
… more BLACK people NOT getting hired?
How about: Associated Press, Kiss My BLACK ASS-Friday?

… and there’s no running from this, you bastards. I grabbed the screen-shot

OK… SERIOUSLY, I am not that angry… Really, I expect this. 
I realize this is how you guys have handled things in the past,…
I’m just saying, it’s going to be pretty difficult to randomly pin this one on ‘two moolies’.
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